ARCADE - NO REFUNDS - FAKE PRIZES ONLY - MACHINE MAY HUM AT NIGHT -

Signal Clicker

Click the floating archive object. That is the whole game. Somehow it counts.

Score: 0

Bug Squasher

Squash the glitchy bits before they chew the layout.

Bugs squashed: 0

Popup Whack-a-Mole

Hit the tiny fake ad buttons before they vanish into the wallpaper.

Score: 0

Reaction Timer

Press start. Click when the signal turns green.

waiting...

Mystery Button

The button refuses to document its feature list.

Fake Captcha Challenge

Select all squares containing "old-web energy." The answer is mostly vibes.

Corner Hunt

A signal dot hides in a corner of the playfield.

Cursed Loading Bar Game

Try to make it finish. The bar is dramatic and unreliable.

Tiny Memory Cabinet

Flip tiles and match the old-web signals.

Random Button Roulette

One button, several questionable outcomes.

Find the Hidden Pixel

The tiniest signal hides in the black rectangle.

Fortune Clicker

Useless Phrase Generator

Generates fictional archive phrases that should not be used for anything real.